Hot?!

This dream is a little awkward but I had it so I'm writing it down.  (I only had ice cream for dinner because it was so hot, so maybe that's where this came from?!)

Stu and I were at a party at a country house, and people were spread all around -- in the gigantic, open living room (wood floor, stone fireplace, big windows -- absolutely gorgeous), and the sun was just about to set so it was all beautiful and golden outside and people were sitting on blankets and in chairs outside and just enjoying being together (and eating).

I was sitting inside and this young blonde kid (maybe in his early teens) came up and kicked me for no reason.

"Hey!" I said "You can't treat people like that!"  But nobody else seemed to care so he kept doing it.  And then he said something REALLY nasty to me (I can't remember what it was).  I was INCENSED.

I stood up and took him by the arm and dragged him to the other side of the room for a private confrontration.  I pinned his arms above his head with one hand so he couldn't move.

"You listen here," I growled, "You were not brought up right.  You WILL not say things like that to ANYONE!"  I think he'd taunted me with some things from my past and I listed them off:  "(can't remember the first one), I WAS a good roommate, and Stu loves being with me!" I chewed him out for a while (I mean, I REALLY let him have it), and then I let him go and scamper outside.  Stu was backing me up the whole time so I felt like we'd handled the situation so I went outside to get a breath of fresh air.

Some of my guy friends were sitting on a picnic blanket and I heard one of them say, "Dude, did you see Kaitlin chew that kid out?"

And the other replied, "Seriously?  Hottest thing I've ever seen."

...WHAT?!