Last night I ate steak and potatoes, with ice cream for dessert. Then, I had two tiny chicken strips from Hardee's right before going to bed. Hence this dream:
I was in a gorgeous house -- huge kitchen which led into a living room, it had high ceilings, picture windows, dark wood floors, marble countertops...
...and I was babysitting Justin Bieber. Who was a real tool.
He left the macaroni boiling and let it become a huge mess (the water boiled over and went all over the floor) and then he expected me to clean it all up so I tried different tactics to get his lazy butt off the couch and finally threatened him (I forget the threat) until he got up and cleaned up. Ohmygosh. He was extremely irritating.
Then, I dreamed my family and I were in a huge emporium-type store and there were different venders and we went past one section and I looked at one of the vendors and realized it was an old friend of mine named Nita. She'd dyed her hair white which is why I hadn't recognized her.
I turned around and went to her little booth (she sold gorgeous jewelry) and we talked for a while. In real life and in my dream world, she isn't a Christian, so it wasn't really a surprise that she was living with a guy and they were going to have a baby. (I was happy she was going to have the baby)
Then Nita's mom showed up and we were talking about how she was going to move from Florida to Vegas with her two sons, Sam and Max. (Sam is almost grown and Max is I think in highschool -- he has Down's Syndrome and is a sweetie pie) Nita was concerned about the effect of Las Vegas on the boys but I think I said something to the effect of, "Just make sure they're home at night -- the real Vegas doesn't come out 'til dark."
???
Then I dreamed that I was at the gorgeous house again with my family and my sister had gotten pregnant from some guy I'd never met, and my sister and I were on the couch together picking through a carton of chicken bones, and I was really, really upset that she'd actually slept with someone and gotten pregnant.
And that was the end of the dreams.
Apparently someone I know is going to get pregnant. Let's hope their kid is less annoying than Bieber was.
"...and I was babysitting Justin Bieber. Who was a real tool."
ReplyDeleteKaitlin, that is one of the funniest sentences I have ever read. I was so laughing so hard.
I'm glad it made you laugh. :D
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